Sleep

What is sleep even, anyways? Like actually. We lie down, unconscious, vulnerable, and essentially cease to exist in a major, fundamental way. Sometimes we dream, science folk say multiple times a night. Most of these we forget. What are dreams even, anyways? Like really. We hallucinate reality based solely on our subconscious memories and whatever messed up mind-scape we find ourselves possessing. If you think about it dreams are really messed up, and we are just like "yeah, cool story, bro". Lucid dreaming is even wilder. You obtain temporary control over your subconscious mind hallucinations, and if not you wake up immediately. I really should try to remember my dreams more often. I'm not even going to get into Deja-Vu's prescient freakiness. To all you critters out there, enjoy your moss, but lay off the sauce, it's a weird world out there, and bad sleep is bad for you. I should know, I'm terrible at sleep.